kori colleen. in love with this guy. singer. piano&guitar player. philosopher. lover. tattooed & pierced. whovian, comedy enthusiast. los angeles native. optimist. compliment giver. believer. but most of all, just me.
May 19th
11:06 PM Pacific
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supamuthafuckinvillain:

lightourdarkesthour:

Dear Yahoo!

Ahhhh this is perfection 👌

ASSEMBLE!!!!!

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edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

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peezeezeo:

f00dstampfac3:

dirtygvrl:

allof-my-love:

thiinka:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha

I love how their wives just high five each other and laugh in the midst of their pain.

“STOP SMILING” screams one of the dudes to his wife, hahaha

labor is no joke and this makes me smile like crazy. loves it. 

Kinda wanna try this.

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im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

May 17th
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be free, Leo.

be free.

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Reversed cotton candy eating.
Reversed cotton candy eating.